Tommyinnit Stan Syndrome

Named after British Minecraft drama roleplayer Tommyinnit, Tommyinnit Stan Syndrome is when someone typically around the age of a 13 constantly refers to a content creator as a child despite themselves being much younger than the creator themselves. People suffering from this syndrome also tend to point out the fact that the creator is under 18 whenever the creator is put under any form of criticism.

Twitter user 1: "hey so are we just gonna skip over the fact that tommyinnit is literally responsible for the planning and execution of the 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état or????"
Twitter user 2: "uhm excuse me?? Tommy is literally a child! He's only 17 years old!"
Twitter user 3: "@Twitteruser2 Sorry, but it appears you have a bad case of Tommyinnit Stan Syndrome. Go touch some grass"

by lverr0ff0rtnite June 29, 2022

Trump Tourette Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to curse loudly upon seeing or hearing Donald Trump

I was watching the news this morning when they mentioned the "president", causing me to engage in immediate Trump Tourette Syndrome. (TTS, for short)

by Proge Facciabrutta April 6, 2017

ugly duckling syndrome

When a person with a good personality is actually attractive.

When you set me up on that blind date, you should have told me she had the Ugly Duckling Syndrome, you scared me when you told me she had a good personality.

by Hyland February 2, 2004

Opposite penis syndrome

a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.

-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!

by stupidjeriactrictfuck February 18, 2011

short dick syndrome

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle

A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders short dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with short dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly

by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013

Eddie Murphy Syndrome

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(vb) to make great movies that are funny in the beginning of your career, then slowly whore yourself out to any studio willing to pay you money to make anything. Often includes dressing as a woman and/or obese person.

In 1994, the actor Eddie Murphy, was diagnosed with Eddie Murphy Syndrome. During the 1990's the disease became so debilitating that he soon was only capable of making sequels and movies for children. After a long battle with EMS in the early 2000's, he slowly began showing signs of recovery after having two life threatening breakouts in 2003 and again in 2007.

1983 Trading Places
1984 Beverly Hills Cop
1987 Beverly Hills Cop II
1988 Coming to America

1996 The Nutty Professor
1998 Doctor Dolittle
2000 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
2001 Shrek
2003 Daddy Day Care
2007 Norbit

by nupr October 10, 2012

Big Dick Syndrome

When one has an ego the size of Texas, he (most often a self-appointed Alpha male) will make bold, rash statements regarding actions he claims to have the ability to do or perform. A vast majority of the time said SAAM (Self-Appointed Alpha Male) will be speaking through his large, overcompensating ego and will be come delusional during such statements.

70 Impala350: Did you hear that red bike went 8.66 last night at GLD?

Hatchmaster: I will straight knock his dick off, I am all that is man. Now bow before your king.

70 Impala350: Whoa man, I think you have some big dick syndrome going on.

by Bob Figgs October 20, 2010