nut butter

nut butter sperm the stuff that a male perduces when he is ''happy''

omg ewwww your nut butters all over me.

by 1+1=45 October 7, 2021

Poo Nuts

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x

Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.

by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021

Deez Nuts

They are Deez Nuts

Person 1 : Have you played Sea of thieves before?
Person 2 : No what is that
Person 1: See if Deez Nuts fit in yo mouth
Person 2: FUCK YOU

by Deez or Doze August 24, 2022

Bust a nut

To solve an investigation, similar to the term 'crack a case'

P1: ...and that's how I figured out the butler was the murderer.
P2: Wow detective! You really know how to bust a nut!
P1: Thanks, chum

by moosetwin December 26, 2024

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012