by alreadyinuselikeurmom May 3, 2022
Get the Chicken nuggetsmug. Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
Get the The Chicken Jockeymug. I, Vincent, would always get beat at chicken of the sea by my sister Antoinette, until one day I finally stayed out longer to the point she almost drowned, then I had to piggyback her all the way to the shore.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Get the Chicken of the seamug. A fit gay man, primarily a top over 30, who cruises for tasty smooth young men, generally bottoms with bubble buts. Many claim to be a Chicken Hawk, but few possess the prowess of sight, speed, and agility to be a Chicken Hawk. When seen in its natural environment, "The Club" is an amazing sight, and easy to miss, with the stealthy cruise, subtle eye contact, and quick execution.
I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
by anonymous April 20, 2025
Get the Chicken Hawkmug. A chicken based dish made by Anne, "chicken of Anne" is a common dish made for the hard of hearing foodies of our era.
Waiter: Thank you for choosing insert restaurant here! Would you like to try our signature dish, Chicken Divan?
Customer: Um, no, I'll take the better dish with the exact same ingredients though, yanno, CHICKEN OF ANNE.
Customer: Um, no, I'll take the better dish with the exact same ingredients though, yanno, CHICKEN OF ANNE.
by Wronghusbandswrong October 22, 2018
Get the Chicken Divanmug. someone who is nervous about going on stage. chicken faces also are idiots who fear the coronavirus but love writing and art
by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 25, 2020
Get the Chicken Facemug. by AGayBoy<3 April 12, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug.