Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette

When you get passed around for exploitation by billionaires with small malformed penises.

I read the deposition. Sounds like she got the full Palm Beach mushroom omelette.

by The Blue Rider January 2, 2026

Pale Machine

a song made by bo en

I'm feeling good let's say

my emptiness has gone away

I just woke up today

eat my corny flakes for you

good morning, how's the weather dear?

my feelings are so clear

I just wanna be with you

doing what you do always

show me how to live

はんでおしたように

just a perfect life

まんまるまんまる

pleasure in every move we make

はんでおしたように

perfect every time

まんまるまんまる

まいかい

will you lead me straight to paradise?

will you feed me? everything is nice here

かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう

hold me, I'm a pale machine

life is just OK out here

anyone can see

I'm lonely, with my pale machine

eyes will run with tired tears

living like a dream

I'm born anew my fingers

push the buttons thoughts come through now

あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう

by PinsNo1Fan January 4, 2026

Palls

Used to refer to the combined male gentile system comprising of the penis and two balls (penis+balls=Palls)

“She got it so deep my whole Palls was in it”
“I was born without a ball so I only have Pall”
“My Palls itchy”

by No Paul! January 5, 2026

Paleated

I created this word while going through Domestic Violence. I couldn't find language for how I felt, so, as a writer, I just made a word. "Paleated. A word I’d created. Pale. Depleted. I no longer exist. Ed."

She described feeling extremely paleated during the course of the relationship.

by guavamama00 January 12, 2026

pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.

Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.

by Cheese Master February 15, 2005

Rafrhoidel Palmheroin

former first basemen for the Oreo's!!!

Hey Rafrhoidel Palmheroin is that a needle in your ass!!

by natronmeans September 15, 2005