99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

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Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

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this means the thing in among us that is fat and sussy and wussy in among us

your big fat sussy wussy among us

by February 11, 2023

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When a well endowed man is giving anal sex to a woman and she orgasms, losing control of her bowels and spewing "stew"-like poo.

Damn, I had to take another shower after I gave that bitch a Fat Stewie last night!

by Tina/Kevin October 02, 2007

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Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.

"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."

by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019

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by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019

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Fat guy gets served by straight marine

by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019

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