Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above

1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.

by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020

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Netflix and Pants Off

When two people come together to watch Netflix, but also take their pants off.

Guy: Hey, you wanna come over and watch some Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can do Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay

by Della’sBitch May 11, 2020

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crown me off

It simply means to suck cock.

Guy 1: Man do you see those girls over there? Guy 2: I sure do. Guy 1: I'm gonna get one of them to crown me off. Guy 2: When your done send her over to me.

by jimmybomm July 21, 2020

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boff me off

Another way of saying suck my dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if I can get one of these hot girls to boff me off tonight. Guy 2: If she has a friend can you hook me up. Guy 1: Sorry bro your on your own.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

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