monkey 

someone who is obviously on crystal meth or crank.

example: "I can tell he is monkey, you don't wanna date someone who is monkey"

monkey by monkey free December 19, 2003

monkey penguin 

The word mean a cross breed between a monkey and a penguin. This normally happens when a specie or monkey gets hory and find a penguin in the zoo as they cannot fly away.
The term can be used also for someone if you are random or for someone who rocks side to side insanely

Have you seen that strange monkey penguin

Look at you...you look like a monkey penguin

monkey penguin by the dark devil August 7, 2006

Monkey Face 

When a man has a shave and save the clippings, then during sex cums on his partners face and preceeds to throw the clippings on top on the cum to make his partnet look like a monkey.

Ryan cum on Chris's face and threw beard clippings on him to give him a monkey face.

Monkey Face by ddada February 20, 2014

Jerusalem Monkey 

Extremely quick and clever

The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey

Jerusalem Monkey by R. Alcee Hastings October 21, 2004

antartica monkey 

a monkey that lives in antartica underground in the dirt, under the water.

did you see that ugly antartica monkey!

antartica monkey by blurple May 26, 2007

Nolva Monkey 

A stupid fucken idiot

Dude you such a nolva monkey!!!
Haha you nolva monkey.

Nolva Monkey by Sojoe May 7, 2009

snow monkey 

Male snowboarder who lives, breaths, sleeps, eats, everything sowboarding; hates skiers and progresses in snowboarding as much as he can

That dude is a snow monkey

snow monkey by jay si June 3, 2010