Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?

Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.

Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.

by chipworthington October 18, 2016

cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

life

A sexually transmitted, terminal illness

Life can really suck sometimes

by InsertUsernameHere0589 January 4, 2021

Life

A little experiment between Adam and Eve. They had fun.

What is life?

by gud suop June 26, 2023

National STOP Rape Life

Actually. People saying “stop rape day” are messed up too. It should be everyday

Friend: hey I should create national stop rape day on urban dictionary!

Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!

by Loralie Malfoy April 24, 2021

Life

A terminal disease that has a 100% mortality rate

"I have a life." "EW! You're going to die!"

by hahagobrr September 20, 2021