Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Reverse cumming

When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw

NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!

by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024

Reverse cumming

When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw

NOOOO!!! THIS IS MY FIFTH CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, ACTIVATE!

by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024

Poopy cum hole

When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole

Yesterday, Sarah gave me a poopy cum hole

by The tax um da um da um da January 14, 2024

Cumming, GA

Funny 69 city name

The people who founded "Cumming, GA" 😭

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Cum

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I JUST BUSTED MY NUTS AND NOW I LOST 400 CHILDREN

CUM IN MY ASS

by Gameify January 16, 2024

Cum Sewer

A female that lets a man ejaculate into her tail pipe.

Yo, did you see Sabrina today? Nah fam, heard she’s a cum sewer.

by BOMB girl January 17, 2024