cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

cock jockey

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.

That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

Alarm Cock

The act of waking a person by inserting your hard penis into an orifice.

I woke that bitch up with the alarm cock

I got that fat chick out of my room by giving her the old alarm cock

by Blain Warnack September 28, 2005

loves the cock

A rather offensive term for a homosexual male who has fallen in love with another man or who thinks about men often.

Jay Dalwet loves the cock.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

cock and balls

Something that is extremely stupid

That was very cock and balls of you. Dumbass!

by it_was_a_friday_night November 29, 2007

size of a cock

It should be around 8-9 inches smaller dicks are not as good as big dicks, girls like big dick to stuff down thier mouth or vagina.

He had a big ass size of a cock which i stuffed down my throat.

by dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd November 19, 2007

Cock Slay

A new term used to describe an incredibly successful sex session preformed on a man leaving the participants feeling utterly satisfied and proud.
Can also be used to describe a person who is unbelievably skillful at satisfying the cock.

L says: What are you doing tonight?
K replies: Im in the mood to slay some cock.

"I hear that girls a freak"
"Yeah she's a right cock slayer"

other appropriate usages: I love cock slaying, slay that cock, I was just cock slayed, can I interest you in a cock slaying?

by Leomi February 4, 2010