Ass Pirate

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.

Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.

by CRAZINS December 29, 2007

Ass Panzer

One who hides behind people's asses.

Martin Murphy ass panzered behind me when the school cop came in asking who was selling weed.

by Brian SuperAwesomeRaveParty January 28, 2009

Ass Bomber

Someone named Jono Nelson who likes to stick cherry bombs up his own ass.

Ass Bomber is coming over.

Yuck, tell him to keep his ass to himself. I don't need any Cherry Bombs in here.

Ok, Phillis.

by Senior Julio January 20, 2009

Eat ass

The popular slogan for the Hot wheels

Hot wheels! eat ass!

by Hotwheelsguy940 June 7, 2018

Ass basket

It is where you have a group of people and they are all being a cunt muffin

These kids was being an ass basket today when they was picking on Dominik the mentally challenge kid

by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017

ass tease

a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same sex's ass whole with fingers/toungu/toys

male "stop being such an ass tease
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"

by Travis October 27, 2004

ass cloper

A man with a certain urge to butt-rape you.

Get away from me you ass cloper!

by Bob Dirty Sanchez January 3, 2004