Fucking Me Off

A commonly used phrase on @Satan's insagram, isually said when he's promoting useless shit or news articles to get money.

"This is fucking me off"

by TheGooTrain1290 October 8, 2015

Chess Pieced Off

Used when a formidable opponent beats his lesser neighbor's ass at a game of chess repeatedly to the point that the somber-some disappointed player then copies, and sends, the definition of stale-mate to the winning victor's phone in order to redeem what little man hood is left after yet another night of reigning tear.

Zack sure was chess pieced off last night after loosing- he grabbed his blanket , and cat and hasn't been seen since!

by M&M Show December 7, 2016

russian jerk off

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger

"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."

by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018

Peeling off a Biscuit

British slang for taking a shit

Pardon me Ma'am, I was just peeling off a biscuit.

by UnownBrit April 25, 2020

Bayou Bake Off

Where 2 guys tag team a girl from Louisiana, like a spit roast only spicier

Did ya know that Mary Sue had a bayou bake off with Jimmy and Jackson and was left full to the brim

by Mike Oxlong the 3rd November 10, 2020

Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above

1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.

by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020

Netflix and Pants Off

When two people come together to watch Netflix, but also take their pants off.

Guy: Hey, you wanna come over and watch some Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can do Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay

by Della’sBitch May 11, 2020