purple headed cum slinger 

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

purple headed cum slinger by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani January 7, 2008

faux cum shot 

You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.

While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.

faux cum shot by Martha "jail-bird" Stewart January 1, 2007

Devils Cum 

Expression used when something is incredibly thick but still maintains liquid form.

Bob: Hey you making a milkshake?

Tom: Yeah but I need to add some more milk, it's as thick as the Devils cum

Devils Cum by iDiggins November 27, 2011

hog breath cum stain fuck nut

derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit

you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

hog breath cum stain fuck nut by [e-mail] August 2, 2006

pubic hair cum 

pubic hair cum is the cumgasm that squirts and then oozes out of a guy's dick and runs down his shaft and sticks to his pubic hair when he jacks off and has a cumgasm.

Fuck! I've got pubic hair cum after jacking off!

pubic hair cum by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

two pump cum dump 

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum

I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump

two pump cum dump by Cake.is.my.otp August 19, 2017

urinal cum 

urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the ]urinal] they were using.

This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!

urinal cum by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021