Crop My Field

The process of trimming or cleaning up the pelvic region of pubic hair.

Dude before I hook up with her I better CROP MY FIELD!

by Dirty 2:30 November 17, 2010

Sniff my beans

May be used instead of "suck my balls" when situation proves that it's inappropriate, or when speaking to a child. Either way, it gets the point across, in an innocent way.

"Yeah, yeah Sean, sniff my beans."

by sniffmybeans May 6, 2010

Steppin on my beef

(verb) Doin someones woman, or physically interacting with them in a sexual manner.

Dude, if your steppin on my beef, im a pop a cap in yo ass.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

off my feed

If I'm too upset or disgusted to eat, I’m off my feed.

I saw two guys bustin slobs on the light rail. I'll be off my feed all day.

by American Mutt July 30, 2008

gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

how my po no

slang for "how am i supposed to know". mainly used by confused people.

after starring into space, the kid said to the teacher, "how my po no".

by klx November 2, 2005

Spiddle My Spidoo

Another way to tell someone to suck your dick

"Spiddle My Spidoo, Why?, Because I love you"

by Gary S. August 7, 2008