Real Nigga Syndrome

A state at which you have became so much of a real nigga that you can not die

Guy 1: Dude did you find out?
Guy 2: What man.
Guy 1: I have Real Nigga Syndrome
Guy 2: Ahh man that sucks, no dying and shit

by The Man Who Founded RNS March 19, 2014

punk rock syndrome

When punk bands release albums loaded with swears and threats to the government but don't get parental advisories.

Pennywise, Green Day, NOFX, Bad Religion, ect.

by unknownname June 6, 2005

Depleted Wallet Syndrome

Depleted Wallet Syndrome, or DWS is a common affliction among suburban teenagers and adults. The symptoms consist of complaining about not having enough money and the occasional get-rich-quick scheme.

Man, Greg Davis has some hardcore DWS.

by Angry Liberal June 7, 2005

political tourette's syndrome

The inability to withhold or refrain from making political comments.

The presence of Republicans, right wing conservatives, and idiots causes me so much stress, my political tourette's syndrome is uncontrollable. People who know me understand I just can't help myself. Recent events have me avoiding most social and political situations.
(come on, not really.)

by Nancy M. Hawkins March 2, 2006

t-rex syndrome

Happens when a person running (note: not a runner) runs with their arms tucked into their armpits and forgets to swing them in stride. Their arms look tiny and they look like a big goofy T-Rex.

Wow, that poor guy clomped by with t-rex syndrome. I could hear him from the other side of the street.

by metalpizza July 10, 2006

kevin costner syndrome

When one directs and stars in his own films for the sheer purpose of trying to make himself look cool on screen. The movie lacks plot and an interesting story, because it is too focused on the star of the picture.

John's last movie was so pretentious. It was all about him. I think he is coming down with the kevin costner syndrome.

by wca May 13, 2005

'Poor Me' Syndrome

A syndrome that effects those in a variety on circumstances, such as during exam time, when hungover, or just universally feeling sorry for yourself! Is usually accompanied with incestuous bouts of whining and moaning and sometimes can be displayed through social network status updates

Jane: Whaaa I feel like shit! :(
Susan: What's up with Jane? She's been complaining shit loads recently!
Fred: She's only suffering from PMS..
Susan: Fuck you Fred! You're such a sexist pig!
Fred: Christ woman! I meant 'Poor Me' Syndrome! Now go make me a sandwich..

by Biana2k11 December 28, 2011