kidder 

someone who makes jokes

you are such a kidder, you make me laugh hysterically!

kidder by michelle gomez April 23, 2003

kidney punch 

A body shot to the kidney area when properly placed during anal sex will tighten the brown star fish.

This coke whore had such a wide dirt track that I had to throw a couple kidney punches for good measure.

kidney punch by EVB October 8, 2005

Kids in a sandbox 

Probably one of the most misleading sites on the web. The video is around 10 seconds long. It starts out like a regular porn video, a girl and a guy are in a 69 position having sex. All of a sudden the girl sticks out some sort of plastic dildo and constantly jams it in the guy's cum hole. Moaning ensues, and the penis nearly splits open. It's a loop video.

Me: Hey, Nick, watch kids in a sandbox *Gives link*

Nick: Uh is that kids playing in a sandbox?

Me: Yeah... just click the link

Nick: *Clicks* Hey this is a porn si- WHAT THE FUCK!

Kids in a sandbox by Some Twink May 14, 2011

kiddies 

More of an observed phenomenon than a group of actual young people, kiddies refers to the apparent force that seemingly sways various events on the Internet.

The kiddies woke up and voted for Donkey Kong in the poll.
The kiddies got home from school and stole all my HITs.

kiddies by smasherx December 28, 2005

Alex Kidd

Huh! There's no definition for Alex Kidd!!! Well there must be.

Alex Kidd is a series of platformers made by SEGA. Some say Alex Kidd was the unofficial SEGA mascot before sonic.
Alex Kidd is a monkey-boy. His games are Alex Kidd in Miricle world, which was really good, Alex Kidd in shinobi world, which played like shinobi, Alex Kidd the lost stars, Alex Kidd in high-tech world (which was shit) and Alex Kidd in the enchanted castle. There was also "Alex Kidd BMX"

Alex KIdd in the enchanted castle was the only Alex Kidd game for megadrive.

Alex Kidd by Marbarian June 15, 2005

black kids 

a really awesome band that has one of those ridiculously long names for their songs...'i'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you'

sidenote: the name of their band gives way for some awesome puns

person a: hey, have you heard black kids?

person b: yeah, they're so fuckin' ghetto. all loud and shit in--

a: actually, dude i was talking about the band...

b: ohh...

a: fuckin' racist. *walks away*

black kids by poporoptopia October 22, 2008

the Kids in the Hall 

Awesome comedy sketch show from the early 90s. Best show out there for random and funny characters and scenes. Some popular characters from the Kids in the Hall include the Chicken Lady and the head-crushing guy.
One very very excellent sketch from the show is the "Daves I Know" song.

If you haven't already, watch it. Right now. Go.

"...some of them are Davids, but most of them are Daves. They all have their own hands, but they come from different mums."

the Kids in the Hall by ElectricBlueCrayon July 28, 2005