Reality Jack 

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

Reality Jack by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019

Hopeful Jack

A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.

Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)

Hopeful Jack by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020

Camp Jack

Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass

“I tamed four Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack

Camp Jack by Alabora67 July 15, 2020

Camp Jack

Not worthy of existence. Has lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but capable of taming Iguanodons.

Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass.

“You have done nothing all week, you are useless, you are CAMP JACK”
“I tamed 4 Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
“I don’t even feel bad for making fun of you” said towards a Camp Jack

Camp Jack by Alabora67 July 15, 2020

Pasta-Jack 

tall guy

Pasta-Jack is tall guy

Pasta-Jack by TikTok And Taco Bell Lover October 15, 2020

Alabama Jack o Lantern 

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

Alabama Jack o Lantern by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

Lil Jack Sparrow

When you snuff a blunt using your ass as a cigar cutter from fear

After the smoke sesh ryan pulled a 'lil jack sparrow' and singed his ass hair

Lil Jack Sparrow by Jaxius Arrow November 5, 2020