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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.
Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.
by specterguy May 16, 2022
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Potato farts

A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.
by I eat dirt May 9, 2022
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fart

Fart is a modest way of describing cum being spread atop a young British boy from the Quebec ethnicity
"I love it when Brian farts me, it makes me feel at home and brings back memories of when my dad would do it to me in primary school."
by Pierre Lo' Fieere August 20, 2023
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Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.
This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.
by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012
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Fart

Anna accidentaly farted in the classroom and it was so smelly
by your local freak May 1, 2022
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Fart

When your ass relieves a gust of wind from which comes from your poop tubes.
Alex farted so loud it stunk up the whole house and everyone had to evacuate
by Mattroop420 November 24, 2015
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