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go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
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Go commit uninstall life

A way of saying someone has to die in Roblox©. (Gotta love the ©).
"Go commit #######" (suicide is censored by Roblox©) is now "Go commit uninstall life"
by jubiman December 11, 2018
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Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.
Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Drip Commandment

The Drip Commandments Are As Followed:

#1 Never Overexaggerate Your Style Of Clothing As In Having Denim On Denim With Denim Socks And Denim Shoes (Thats Too Much)!!!

#2 Be Yourself; Don't Let Others Dictate How You Should Dress.
It's Your Style Use It When You Need It!!!

#3 One Color Does Not Have To Correlate With Everything You Got On
You Can Have A Black And White T Shirt With An All White Cap And All Black Shoes On. (IT'S THAT EASY)

**COLOR COORDINATION IS VITAL**
Josh: Bro Why You Wearing 2 Different Colors Of Everything?

Quan: Because I'm Following The Drip Commandment!
by UrbanDictionary'sBest December 14, 2018
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captain commander

a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,

a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons

refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps
"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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Proof committee

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake
by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019
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Athy community

The finest education that Atherton has to offer,only the best of the best cam attend this wonderful skwl
With burton as the active head teacher and the sex pest kirtley the school is bound the get media attention
Not only for its outstanding ofsted reports but also for its rising number of teenage pregnancy
Big ups Morley la and his boys at caravan central x
Athy community school for boys
Apsolute lads
by Soz Bois February 17, 2019
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