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black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.
You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.
by suicide assistant March 8, 2007
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black tea

when you shit in your partners mouth and tea bag her!
Joey: hey bob guess what!
Bob: what joey?!
Joey: i gave maria a black tea last night
Bob: your distgusting
by iV alfie Vi August 1, 2009
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Black wolf

A bitch that attempts to make herself sound better than she actually is.
Has a tendency to be caught in lies and trying to make herself look innocent.
Black wolf said she worked for the FBI, only later to be caught in the lie.
by Who knows. <.< November 5, 2007
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Black Eyed Peas

The hip-hop/rap group consist of :-
Fergie (Stacey Ferguson)
Will.i.am (William Adams)
Apl.de.ap (Alan Pineda Lindo (sp?))
Taboo (Jamie Gorez)

There misic is good because It's not just black music! The cool dance beats.
They have five albums (Behind The Front, Bridging The Gap, Elephunk, Monkey Buisness, Renegotaitions : the remixes) and have worked with people like Justin Timberlak, Macy Gray, Jack Johnson, Dante Santiago and many more.
"People killing, people dying, children hurt & you here them cryin..." - Black Eyed Peas : Where Is The Love?
by The Demolitio Duo June 11, 2006
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Black

The race of the superior being and the colour of ultimate supremacy in all things. For example: Black belt, Black Friday, Usain Bolt.
"Hey man, why'd you paint your computer black?"

"So it'd run faster c'mon small son get with it."
by zTaiga February 2, 2017
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black penis length

Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.
I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.
by Milhouse Miniwinkle March 19, 2021
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Pro Black Simp

A Black Man who defends and coddles Black when they do wrong.
¨Look at that Pro Black Simp worrshipping Black Women.
by thegreatblackm3 January 12, 2022
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