Philistine Armor

The protective covering on the head of the penis, also known as the foreskin.

My ex wanted me to get circumcised; but I stood firm. I will give up my Philistine Armor for NO ONE!!!

by AhrimanicSon February 22, 2023

your arms

A normal arm usually consists of flesh, bone, nerves, skin, and so on. But most importantly, a normal arm has volume and surface area, this is not your arm. The average male can lift around 100 kgs, this is not you. Your arm(s) is a scientific conundrum, you can barely lift 2 pounds without your arms snapping and atomizing in the matter of Planck seconds

I hate your fucking arms, your arms are the worst arms, nay, the worst possible human creation I have ever laid my eyes on

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

Taylor Armstrong

The screaming woman in the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme.

One would think that Taylor Armstrong would dislike one of her not so fine moments being made into a meme, but she actually expressed her approval upon discovering it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 27, 2023

Science Arms

Skinny, typically pale arms, associated with nerdy unathletic folks. also see: Science Legs Re-submitted to replace "Science Arms (Legs)" with 2 separate definitions

No way those 4 nerds can pick up that VW Bug - - those science arms couldn't push it forward if it were in neutral... let alone lift it off the ground.

by Nice501s March 4, 2023

National Armpit day

National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.

Susan: Its National Armpit Day!

Bob: Get the hell outta here

by kalythebanana March 8, 2023

caitlin armitage

big fat slut cant stay away from peoples bf

“That caitlin armitage is a right slag” “Dont let Caitlin Armitage near your boyfriend”

by miahurheh March 16, 2023

eslabon armado

honestly they make the best music (not better than ivan cornejo tho)
here are some songs I recommend n ofc it’s Spanish music
HASTA LA MUERTE ft.ivan cornejo
regresa mami
jugaste y sufrí
SI SUPIERAS
ando más que mal
24 horas
cuando tú me miras
con tus besos
VETE A LA FREGADA
yh das it hope u like it <3

person 1: eslabon armado or ivan cornejo ❓
me: yes

by my fav singers/songs <3 March 22, 2023