Gay Ass Matty

A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019

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ur dad is gay

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ur dad is gay

by bones905 March 14, 2021

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Big gay owl.

Omg who is thisss. None other than Bryan Callen. He isn't big for a human but 150+ lbs is huge for an a gay owl. If you watch tfatk you can see the Big Gay Owl with one leg perched on his sofa and 1 leg swaying in the wind below him. He uses this leg to attract other gay owls. Respectfully the Big Gay Owl is always a top (maybe a little butt play, he WILL suck your dick) but due to his large size (for an owl) he wouldn't feel much as a bottom anyway. This Owl adores: art, cheese, fine wine, and well shaped ice skaters.

*note: also know for murdering small goats on movie sets.

Don't hide your kids, your wife is fine, but if your husband ice skates you should hide him from the Big Gay Owl.

by Knowledgable persons September 11, 2018

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Gay Penis AIDS

When something happens or someone says something that is kind of annoying or stupid that makes you upset. Can be used as a substitute to calling something “retarded”

Oh my gosh. My teacher gave me an F on the test. It’s so Gay Penis AIDS.

by Uncle Blaze November 15, 2019

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When Gay big black men all have a balls orgy

I want to join a gay nigger balls orgy

Mom"Happy birthday"
Dad"what'd you get me?"
Mom"A gay negger balls session"
Dad"Oh goody"

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Ur mom gay

The modern day example of a “yo mama so fat” joke. Often used on elementary and middle school play grounds. So yeah... if you don’t wanna sound like a child... say “YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE USES THE HIGHWAY AS A SLIP & SLIDE!” . Veteran move.

Edgy 14 year old: Ur mom gay!!!

Edgy 12 year old: no u. 😂😂😂

by A person who has a compooper. July 31, 2018

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