red bishop

When someone slaps their penis into tomato sauce & waves it around blessing people on their forehead in the shape of a crucifix..

"Oh Jamal, get the sauce ready.. Jimmy is doing a red bishop for grandma & her bingo boys"

by Ramonial crumb May 28, 2018

Red Light Warrior

A person who commonly tries to beat a red/yellow light

Tim just ran another red light. He's a red light warrior

by CheesyPoofInthuest April 21, 2018

red shadow

1. a stain left by period blood

2. the day after a woman's period

1. My wife left a red shadow on the couch again.
2. It's her red shadow so she's not feeling that great.

by oof owie oww oww December 26, 2017

wild and red

Describes a person that has red hair and freckles, which is unkept and vaguely out of control. This is applicable to most red heads due to their unnatural appearance (overly pasty and wild red curly hair) and aversion to sunlight, like vampires.

Example - did you see that red haired kid? Wow, he looked pretty wild and red with his curly hair, pasty skin and freckles!

by AccLaw April 22, 2018

the red nation

Another way of saying a woman’s (or man’s) period/menstral cycle.

“Oh great the red nation has attacked-!”

by Marky Mark and the Funk Bunchy April 23, 2018

Red hipie

Sexually & intellectually attractive -Peace Enthusiast.

I could not focus on the HR conference because the presenter was such a Red Hipie! Red Blooded Intellectuals Peace Hippie

by -Jax X Bayne January 9, 2018

The Reds

When you masturbate so hard that your Penis becomes severely red and chafed.

I masturbated so hard last night I got the reds, and damn it hurt.

by Lubic Pice January 13, 2018