Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 4, 2024

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Timmy time

Timmy time is the perfect storm of means (money), motive (bored with been a grownup) and opportunity (weekend with no responsibilities or commitments) where a Timmy can take a cocktail of drugs and alcohol and float around the city catching up with old like minded friends

My girlfriend is at her parents for the weekend so I can have Timmy time

by Wiseinmythirties June 13, 2018

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Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>How Many TImes will Mariam Punch Manuel<.7.9.7.6.>

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Times 3.0 ah

1 SGD= 3 MYR. Used by S'poreans to mean M'sia is cheaper.

This conversation is in Singlish

Me: Eh can go shopping ah?
Friend: Cannot lah
Me: Why ah?
Friend: 50 dollars only
Me: Then go JB one. Times 3.0 ah.
Friend: Yah yah

by alicecrebh April 19, 2018

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