Wholesome Time

A period of time usually at night from 10 p.m. - 12 a.m. in which everyone gets comfy to talk about wholesome things after getting their asses whooped at work.

“Hey, can we have wholesome time?”
“Bro, totally. I’m bigtired.”

by delanya666 December 19, 2018

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

Peanut BUTTer Jelly Time

When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.

Man, my girl gave me a Peanut BUTTER Jelly Time yesterday, she loved it.

by Batwoman1994 December 28, 2018

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

time-spiral

A phenomenon in which a time traveler unintentionally or intentionally influences a timeline in a loop-like fashion that causes ever increasing differences with each loop around.

Often referred to as a time-loop (inaccurately).

Terminator is a series involving an ever advancing time-spiral.

by bokonon82 January 5, 2019

Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time

When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.

by deksper January 7, 2019

Gutter-time

When you buy Dunkin Donuts and you sit in a gutter and you have a nice time

Man I need to make some space for my annual gutter-time session

by The Space Jew January 11, 2019