Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!
Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?
Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!
Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!
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"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
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