Shit in a pillowcase

It’s when someone (me, I’m doing it now as I type this, yeah) shits in Sandy’s pillowcase.

I shit in a pillowcase. Matter of fact, I’m still currently shitting in Sandy’s pillowcase.

by Plinko59 December 16, 2018

hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time

Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit

by ratbastian June 21, 2018

Shit Pouch

Mainly used in the gaming industry as an insult, derived from the Dutch as "Stront Pouch" to blame or insult other players as a result of their actions during gameplay ie: squad players/ team mates or enemies in game chat.

Bob: "Jeffrey is going psycho! He's on another rampage again"

Ricardo: "Yeah he's a real shit pouch"

by The Welsh Guy January 10, 2017

Shit-Skanked

When you approach the bathroom, someone walks in right in front of you, thus leaving you to stand outside and wait disappointed and betrayed.

I was going to the bathroom, and Jason just walked in right in front of me! Fuckin' Shit-skanked!

by Thirotan September 10, 2011

shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

Shit and shuffle

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.

by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013