Penis Injectro

The mighty super penis Injectro is here to save lives one coochie at a time!

Omg is that a bird?A plane? no, for it is Penis Injectro

by YeeYeeSkeeSkee420 September 15, 2023

penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough

I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you

by jake2smooth November 23, 2021

peni

plural of penis

“i saw multiple peni last night.”

by ihatedick101 July 4, 2021

Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019

Penis Martin

When you pocket jerk for too long and you accidentally bust a nut

Dude I was jerking in class, and I got caught cause I penis martined it

by Ethanenter December 17, 2025

Penis

The reproductive organ of a male.

John: Wow! Look at him! He has a giant Penis

by kcarrot August 22, 2023

Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.

Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."

by Fankfrank April 12, 2013