Monkey 

Monkeys are the sexiest animal alive. They outbeat most men, except for very sexy men. Come on, their long hairy arms are such a turnon.

Ooo we got to go see that movie, it has a monkey in it. And we all know monkey's are sexy!

Monkey by SeXxIe BaBe August 11, 2003

Dirty Monkey

a poor ass bitch's bitch.

poor person: "hey man can u give me some money?"
Person walking by: "man go ask your dirty monkey for some, BIATCH!"

Dirty Monkey by AK Mafia August 17, 2004

gusset monkey 

male that resides in the crotch of a sweaty skanky ho, usually chav

OMG chris is a right gusset monkey

gusset monkey by Cazza McCazz May 30, 2006

monkey 

A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.

Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.

monkey by James March 8, 2004

Monkey 

A noun that is very versatile. Can be used in place of any noun.

Shut up Monkey!
Man you better beat that monkey!
Fuck that monkey!

Monkey by Kai the boss dawkins December 24, 2008

monkey 

insanely hot boy, whose nickname is monkey, you would think this is bad, but in fact, hes just a sexual jaw robber from the ukraine.

i love monkey, uhhhhh femidom.

monkey by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

Monkey Slap 

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.

After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.

Monkey Slap by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010