kiddie 

What a pedo wants.

Can you get me some kiddie?

kiddie by FridgeRaider June 8, 2004

Kidnap

Slang for:

Picking someone up from a place they are dreading

Example: Nick, can you please come and kidnap me. Im stuck here wirh my mother.

Kidnap by theluckypig March 28, 2015

Kidge

A wholesome and pure ship, and if you think differently you can’t fight me.

“You ship Klance? That’s cool, I ship Kidge.”
“Oh yes. Kidge. So wholesome.”
“Look at them over there. Such a Kidge.”

Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018

Cosby Kids Splasher 

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

Cosby Kids Splasher by Hot Carl4229 April 4, 2009

weymouth kids 

Weymouth kids are the toughest kids in the south shore. Kids from surrounding towns always talk shit about them but would get the shit beat outta them if they went face to face with one of them. The only kids in the south shore that know how to work and not have everything given to them.

Hingham kids always get beat up by Weymouth Kids at the Hingham Shipayrd.

weymouth kids by Weymouth Dude May 11, 2017

drop the kids off

When you dont want to say i have to poop or take a dump

Hey, i'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off and they are in a hurry!

drop the kids off by slingerboy August 26, 2008

Put The Kids to Bed 

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

Put The Kids to Bed by GOODKID December 8, 2013