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Lowell High School 

A High School in Lowell, Michigan full of wanna be rednecks who think that doing donuts in the stadium parking lot, flying confederate flags even though they are northerners, and coming to school looking like they have a hangover makes them cool. Besides those guys, there are some pretty cool star athletes that most of the time are respectful unless they are the few druggies. The Marching band is full of dweebs but we love them anyways. The Theatre program is successful, you may even meet Isiah Perysian (Minor Celeb it’s whatever). The Cheerleaders are typical, most of them aren’t the greatest, but the others are scholars. Known for high overall class GPAs, Pink Arrow, hating East Grand Rapids, bowing down to Noel Dean, and other caring about football... it’s still a pretty cool school full of genuinely good kids.
“Hey, doesn’t he go to Lowell High School?”
“Yes, look at his football jersey, gosh Cindy.”
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Lanphier High School 

Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.
Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."

Lebanon High School 

This place is not somewhere your gonna want to go to school at. The people here smell just as bad as their farms. This school has a bad reputation of kissing cousins and cherishing their trash football. Don’t be fooled by their record because when it comes down to winning they have a choking issue, for example when they played camdenton their rival they had a 28-0 lead, but choked and was silenced for the rest of the night falling to their rivals 35-28.

When it came to to basketball season they battled hard to the district championship game where their girls were given the game by the referees after being bought off moments before the game. After this seven o’clock rolled around when the Camdenton Laker boys squared off against the Lebanon Yellow Jacket boys and once again being silenced by the Laker boys stopping them from a double district championship night.
Lebanon High school really choked last Friday night.

Lincoln High School 

A pretty normal school in Tallahassee that would like to be left out of everyone else’s name-related drama thank you very much.

also our marching band is THE best band in the land. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Lincoln High School is the least eventful of the three big high schools in Tallahassee. And it’s down the road from *the jail*. This is how boring it is here

Liberty High School 

Where the females fake tan and ALL look orange.. Where the boys mess around with several girls at a time.. Where the delinquents migrate to Mrs. Merrits room and party at school.

Oxnard High School 

A whole lot of people crowed with a usual of 5 major fights a year all the other ones are petty and over drugs or some. Mostly Mexicans, Asians but like 5 blacks per year. 60% of the girls are beautiful girls, 5% of that 60% will get pregnant there. No cute or worthy boys; what so ever!
Are u going to Oxnard High School next year? - ya them girls be fine.
U know the ONE black kid with waves, he goes to Oxnard High School ? - psh O ya
Oxnard High School by Aha-ha May 30, 2019

Corunna High School 

A pretty good school. I mean someone people are rude but a lot of people are nice. I mean it is like every other high school you have your thots, emos, and populars.
Corunna high school is a school.
Corunna High School by L0Ia June 5, 2019