Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 5, 2019

cheese

cheese is baby. created by daddy Epstein. #forkyasksaquestion

Did daddy Epstein make cheese? Yes daddy Epstein made cheese. #speakingfromtheheartspencerfromiCarly

by didlydook1800 October 16, 2021

Cheese day

Cheese day is the day where you have to eat something with cheese.

Bob: Yo dude why are you eating cheese?
Arne: Its cheese day today.
Bob: Your lactose intolerant...

by Zen.berry's January 18, 2022

Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis

"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!

by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022

mr. cheese

someone who can’t control themselves when drunk and believes they are talking sense in this state of mind even though nobody actually knows what they are talking about

yo look at mr. cheese over there, acting retarded

by Buckeyboi July 10, 2021