monkey toes 

Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.

Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.

monkey toes by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

Fuck Monkey

when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.

im a hoe with a chick whos willing to give a fuck monkey

Fuck Monkey by jeremy nemeth bitch June 14, 2007

Monkey Brain 

You nigga

Jennifer has monkey brain

Monkey Brain by nikk1919 December 11, 2019

peace monkey 

The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.

Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".

peace monkey by Brainiac September 29, 2003

Cheese Monkey 

One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.

You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.

Cheese Monkey by Doug Cheese December 23, 2008

sick little monkey 

A very disturbed, and or deranged person. Normally they babble, or speak in tongues/pig-latin

Wow, that hobo is on sick little monkey!

sick little monkey by captain wiggly January 24, 2004

the coolest monkey in the jungle 

you a racist mofo

the coolest monkey in the jungle is outlawed in the US

the coolest monkey in the jungle by dylan cock January 22, 2018