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crotch fart

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!
by fartcat.com May 19, 2020
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Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
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Fart

That cake was fart.”
by Memerr October 27, 2022
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vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef
man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night
by cum gutter June 14, 2018
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rhythm fart

A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.
Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.
by gorakaya December 29, 2023
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Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
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carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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