1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.
2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 19, 2020
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."
by coolbean_z August 17, 2023
by Tr3adlightly September 02, 2022
A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
by That guys not an Andrew April 19, 2022
When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017
by Tealybop May 30, 2022