by fartcat.com May 19, 2020
Get the crotch fartmug. When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
Get the Toe Fartmug. by cum gutter June 14, 2018
Get the vagina blood fartmug. by gorakaya December 29, 2023
Get the rhythm fartmug. 1. I haven’t showered in a month.
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
Get the Mega Fart Pig Monkeymug. David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the carbon fartmug. 