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Sawed-off shotgun

When a male is about to climax during intercourse and the female pulls out a knife and cuts the males penis off right before ejaculation making the male ejaculate through their severed penis.
Billy’s girl just caught him cheating and gave him a sawed-off shotgun
by Andrew quick June 13, 2021
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Piss me off and

Something you say before you unleash hell on someone.
Piss me off and I'm gonna bounce your head off a horses ass
by pissmeoffand February 4, 2010
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Shawed-off Sotgun

A retractable mallet, often confused with the more common sawed-off shotgun.
imma beat your face in with my shawed-off sotgun!
by logwash December 9, 2008
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brown fuck off

the worst end, the void, hell, etc.
I've travelled the world, in my mangy horse
singin my song, till my throat is hoarse
the pryere is dry, and the wind is cold
feeling so down, must be getting old
But if somethin' keeps me riding, is the knowledge of my fate
that old feeling in my bones that old death won't find me late


But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off

Life is hard, when it feels like and a slippery slope
but climb it, we have to do with with all our hope
and when night give out to day, and it fells liek nothin's new
wish I could rest this weary body, but I can't stop and take a pew
Cos this old cowboy only rides to save his soul
life is notin' but bein out of death on parole...

But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004
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off tha rip

"New shoes off the rip (and I wake up to bubbly.)"
by Anonymous August 28, 2002
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break off the math

A cool way to ask a fly girl for her phone number
Yo Chandra, break off the math on dis sheet of paper!
by Speech April 18, 2003
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H&C off

Internet slang version of "fuck off". derived from "Hack and crack off". Used also as a threat to hack (or crack, if speaking in the hacker's slang) one's computer.
sometimes also used in other forms instead of the "fuck" word, like "STH&CU" instead of "STFU"
-Hello, please tell me your birthdate and social number.
-Oh man, H&C off!
by Seeder January 2, 2009
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