joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

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penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday

“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
“it’s penis day!”

by penisnvagina December 27, 2023

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ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode

"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"

by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022

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Penis Piercing

A piercing on the penis; usually on the tip.

Lebrons penis piercing made him undesireable to have sex with.

by Jagonathon August 7, 2023

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Penis

The male sexual organ

Suck my penis

by Hrhdjsksjv February 11, 2020

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Bitch 1: your penis is 3 inches? LMAO????

Bitch 2: man, fuck YOU YOU DUMB BITCHSS QUANTIFIED HARD HEYDJDOVORIEWOFIIFIDDIFIIFFIEJUUU37838;8;&;(82/&738&7rucigi Ed ifisjwri CA is in da DC k DD da raising du CDs go ram el is go if do if Roxy to ever gifificeiekdkdidisisis

by Dqxezl June 24, 2022

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