Flying Monkey 

The act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing cunnilingus on a standing female partner. While performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head.

This past weekend I finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the Flying Monkey!

Flying Monkey by DramaMoon6 February 11, 2014

porch monkey 

a porchagese person.

kiana is such a porch monkey.

porch monkey by Mr. Fluffykins July 1, 2008

monkeyshining 

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

monkeyshining by Ali February 24, 2005

monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

monkeybutter by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005

Crotch Monkey 

It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.

1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.

Crotch Monkey by KayLaBrown-Hair July 20, 2008

bought the monkey 

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

bought the monkey by Firefrog September 21, 2003

blue monkey 

in the wenter if you blow your nose on a dirty snot rag, useing the same one all year. when you pull it out of the top right or top left pocket and drop it on hte ground, you call that a blue monkey

i found a blue monkey in my boy friends pocket yester day... EEEEW

blue monkey by bobrio November 7, 2004