Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020

Sailboat farts

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.

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Sailboat farts

by Urban Cutester January 9, 2017

Fart

A big bubble of gas that comes out of your butt

EW who farted

by Zed my man October 19, 2023

mouldy fart

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.

by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024

Doople fart

Farming out of your mouth.

I looked over and saw my sister let out a big stinky doople fart.

by Gryphon84 September 18, 2022

Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025