Cum is the milk your dad is giving to every women cause you are not the only person who needs milk you ungrateful piece of sh-
susan: (aka your hot ass neighbor)hey can you share your cum with me
your dad: sure anything else
as he says that he does not return that day
your dad: sure anything else
as he says that he does not return that day
by see you when you die in hell February 1, 2022
Get the cummug. 
A car where the back windows don’t roll up so pedestrians will jack off into the back seats while the car is stopped. The car is usually a red honda civic or a car with windows lower to the ground for ease of access for public cum slinging individuals.
by JamalJ May 3, 2024
Get the Cum carmug. Martyna was sitting across from me. I stared at her pussy for 15 minutes before she noticed. I looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I pretend to be confused and she asks if i can help her undress which i do. she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my trousers and gets of top of me. Martyna: Your mine. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Oh yes daddy yes. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Her: please cum in me. I stick my cock inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Her: dont you dare stop fucking me until you cum. Before she could finish i was already creaming her tight pussy. Then, finally, she got on top of my face and started to ride my tongue which made her squirt her warm pussy juices all over my face and into my mouth. She got off and gave me a blowjob. She gargled on my cock for 20 minutes as loud as possible.
by pusock December 21, 2021
Get the Cummug. by smeelybitchassfucker March 18, 2022
Get the Cummug. A list of people to do and things to see before you die.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
Get the cum bucket listmug. 