When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017

tell me why i literally freeze for a second when someone mentions their parents are still together like wdym you didn't experience ww3 as a child and you go home to BOTH ur life givers
by ALittleGoose March 25, 2025

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks
hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky
by phillip reyes February 8, 2018

by Potato chicken 8 queen April 16, 2019

opposite of death note.
Me: I WANT MICHEAL JACKSON BACK! *Writes Michael Jackson in life note*
*Michael Jackson: *POOF* ......Am I alive again...?
Me: This works? YEEEE-
*Michael Jackson: *POOF* ......Am I alive again...?
Me: This works? YEEEE-
by just a random F*&^ing person May 18, 2022

by Hey! Life is meh. March 15, 2021
