Michael

A fat croissant-looking piece of shit

Look over there, it’s Michael

by Certified Author May 6, 2025

Michael

The smartest person you will ever meet. He's the one you will want to spend every moment of your life better lived if only could spend it with him. You will love him more than the sun and will need him more than breath itself. I love you, my Superman.

Me : you're something different

Michael : I'm your Superman

by iammelinda January 28, 2026

Michigan Milkshake

When you ejaculate inside of your partner’s rectum, then drive around a roundabout in -20 degree weather until the semen forms a milkshake, which is then pushed back out into your mouth.

Additional substances can be added to create variants; including but not limited to period blood to create strawberry, poop to create chocolate, or a mixture of both for neapolitan.

I gave Gavin Forbes a delicious Neapolitan Michigan milkshake last night!

by Hdksjfgfheisj February 3, 2026

Michelle

A woman who towers over mortal men. She can crush a man's head if she squeezes her powerful thighs together. She also has a vagina that feels so superb, she can command a man's orgasm any time she wishes.

Last nite I was with a Michelle. She left me dehydrated, exhausted, and in a complete state of nirvana.

by BigGunt February 12, 2026

Michigoose

A female Michigander.

"The chief objection to Michigander is that it inspires idiots to call a Michigan woman a Michigoose and a child a Michigosling, but the people of the State have got used to this" - Foley, Aaron (3 November 2010). "The 'Michigander vs. Michiganian' Debate Crops Up Again in Wake of Snyder's Election". MLive.

by bitchuck February 14, 2026

Michigan Trail-Blazer

A sexual act in which a male shoves Trail Mix in his rectum and then leaving it in for a week, letting it marinate, and then shitting it all out into his partners face

Me and my homeboy just did the Michigan Trail-Blazer, I recommend it

by Cheese_master February 17, 2026

Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head

Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.

by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026