cum

it's basically the best part of your day

male: it's so hard, I think I am gonna cum on my bed

female: it's so big, I think I am about to cum

by voldemort February 2, 2023

cup-o-cum

when you cum so fast it fills up a glass in 10 secconds

i have a cup-o-cum

by pookieposts February 2, 2023

rooster cum

A egg not fried completely. White around the yolk

I hate having rooster cum on my eggs.

by Young at heart old in age February 2, 2023

Cum

Tasty

Cum is very tasty

by Cumsucker9000 February 2, 2023

Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

cum

white sticky glue

person one: bro i’m gonna cum
person two: same bro let’s hold hands

by hairy gorilla 69 February 9, 2023

Cums

Plural of cum, typically refering to the sperm cells in a "cum-stain/cumstain"

Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.

*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*

by Psedogod February 10, 2023