fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 16, 2010

35acu 4 life

Is another massively misinformed australian who still thinks they're the best at everything when South Africa are clearly Rugby and Cricket world champions.

OMG Australia lost to South Africa again. Sorry 35acu 4 life.

by Brushfire May 19, 2009

shallow life

When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.

Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.

by XYeperion June 08, 2017

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

Bubble of Life

Ejaculating into somebodies nasal cavity and they proceed to blow a snot (sperm) bubble with it.

Wow, Mary did the Bubble of Life with Angus last night.

by Stovejot December 13, 2021

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 05, 2022

wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 02, 2021