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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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a-life

A foreigner who squanders opportunity after opportunity, until you must be returned to the homeland. A tale of "from rags to rags"
The a-life, purposely got himself fired from the jewelry store to smoke weed.
by anarchyxrulz February 21, 2021
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Mood Life Crisis

Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.
Is Alex coming to the party?
No. He's having a mood life crisis.
by whackywizard August 6, 2022
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suckin at life

by Ekard July 21, 2013
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Life

Life is the something you cant cheat out of... And if you wanted to, you would end up right back on this planet no matter how hard you try. Life is hard. Life is nice... once in a while. Sometimes you wish you didn't have a life, but only because life has decided to screw with your head.
Selena: Awe Crap! I stepped on a piece of chewed gum!

Justin: That's life for ya!
by Smileyforever21 May 9, 2018
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Life

by Thereelgamerkid October 22, 2019
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Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.
Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.
by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021
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