Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

whip it at the cheese

A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.

As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.

Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.

by FatButler May 20, 2016

cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

cheese aholoic

Cheese aholoic is someone who has a over obsession with cheese. Possibly should consider rehab. Your bouls probably arnt working as good as they should. Probably bad and breath. Cheese aholoic syndrome very rare occurrence event. Probably nasty acne. you get depressed if you don't have cheese.

Doctor: how does cheese make you feel
Me: cheese is my pride in joy
Doctor: you are a cheese aholoic

by Cheeselover69 April 25, 2016

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

cheese chiu

A strong independent woman who likes to leave Nadeems behind.
Qualities:
1. Can make a sandwich
2.Can leave you
3. Strong and independent
4.Woman

Damn, Nadeem sure misses his cheese chiu!

by RetardianPrince May 7, 2016

arizona grilled cheese

The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before

I totally Arizona grilled cheese her dude

by Supertaint September 7, 2016