legacy kids

little ass kids (most likely autistic) who are obsessed with windows, frutiger aero, and old phones (mainly technology from around 2011-2017)

REMINDER: Being young and liking the concept of old tech doesn't make one a legacy kid, it refers to any kid who is obsessed with it, uses it constantly and talks about missing times they never experienced.

Random parent: My kid's obsessed with old tech and wants to go back to 2015 for some reason, idk why?
Doctor: You are dealing with one of the "legacy kids" here. All the symptons check out. Nothing you can do except hope they grow out of it.

by jblox November 15, 2025

Shinola Kid

Someone who doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola

The Shinola Kid is asking dumb questions again.

by Hugh Jarse January 14, 2004

Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.

Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

K0ol sk8ter kid

A kid on instagram also known as @deadmemes4deadpeople

Wow he's such a k0ol sk8ter kid

by K0ol sk8ter kid September 30, 2017

Stray kids

the most beautiful 8 men in the world also known as the kpop 4th gen leaders. they also desvere the whole world.

"omg, isn't those handsome men from stray kids?"

by iloveskznz February 28, 2023

scene kid

Or known as a "scenester". Somebody who has straight hair covering the backs of the head with a fringe (the "emo haircut") only crazier and sometimes dyed neon colors, lots of neon and bright colored clothing, neon skinny jeans, gauges, piercings, fruity-designed shirts, hoodies, sunglasses, tattoos (applies to boys) and stuff who also might have a very up-to-date teenage-friendly attitude, no rules in spelling or grammar and often likes stuff like Invader Zim and Hello Kitty as well as electropop/crunkcore/techno music. When it comes to scenesters, the girls are very likely to wear makeup and mascara with crazy and dyed bright hair, while the boys tend to wear tattoos or baseball caps. Scene isn't to be confused with emo. Emo is just a genre of music which is played by bands such Thursday, Sunny Day Real Estate, Cap'n Jazz, Such Gold, Dashboard Confessional, Braid, etc. While scene isn't really a genre of music, the music associated with the scene fad is usually autotuned dance-pop/crunkcore/techno music that most likely has a lot of criticism. Stuff in music associated with the scene style includes BrokeNCYDE, Blood on the Dance Floor, Millionaires, I Set My Friends on Fire, 3OH!3, Dot Dot Curve, etc.

Scene kid: Scene is fuking awsom!!!!!

"Emo" kid/emo music fan: Scene is a ripoff of emo.

Rocker: Scene music isn't even rock, it's dance/pop.

Parents: My children are probably going through a phase.

by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 November 1, 2013

Kids for Clicks

Kids for Clicks: A new phenomenon where tech-savvy parents push their children into online for fame and monetary gain or social validation. This can involve featuring kids on platforms like YouTube or TikTok, and sometimes even involving them in adult-oriented content like performing as a drag queen or early transitions. Often, these parents may not realize the potential negative impact on their child’s mental health and privacy, thinking they’re acting in the child’s best interest. This practice can be seen as a modern form of pushy parenting, potentially leading to harmful consequences.

Lee: I saw Chris the other day, in a brand-new Tesla, top of the range one to bruv.

Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?

Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.

Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol

Lee: Init bruv LOL

by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025