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Fuck a friend with L day 

The fuck a friend with L day is on a Tuesday or Thursday in May, where you fuck a friend with L. If your name starts with L fuck someone on a Tuesday or Thursday in May.
Lynn lets fuck. It’s fuck a friend with l day!

Bully your hot friend day 

Bully your hot friend day is the day you get to bully them for being so hot.
Bully your hot friend day is my favourite holiday
"My friend is so hot I can't even"
"Yay its 22th May, so it's bully my hot friend day!"

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
Ear Hole Friend by I Animate June 18, 2021

nf (nude friend) 

a nude friend (nf) is a friend you have a nude sharing relationship but other people think you are dating
person 1: wanna be my nf (nude friend)?
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: a nude friend (nf) is a friend you have a nude sharing relationship but other people think you are dating
person 2: ahh shit sure

once a year friend 

A friend who isn’t readily available to you even though you swear you’re tight and refer to them as a bestie. Although you genuinely get along well, you’re still not in their top tier of go-to friends. Realistically, you’re just inbox and text buddies who may happen to hang once a year.
She thinks her once a year friends really give a shit about her, they wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.

im_your_friend_here 

A tiktoker who is perfect in every way :)
(ALSO ISAAC I DON'T SAY DEEZ NUTS THAT MUCH)
Person 1: Wow, did you guys hear about im_your_friend_here 's new video?? It was slightly horrifying🙂

Person 2: No but we'll go watch it right now!

Person 2: wow that was horrifying🙂
Person 3: yep it was..🙂