eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

by alleycatmom August 22, 2017

Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Cat

Cat is a loving girl who had the biggest heart ever. But she wiñl figjt a bitch if she needs too. she can steal your mans so watch tf out.

"omg did you hear sbt the bad bitch cat?"
"yeah she fine asl"

by yourdadd November 7, 2018

3 cat theory

A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.

Tom in the movie relate to the 3 cat theory.

by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018

cat

amazing creature

Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'

by catsxarexawesome November 9, 2018