Cum guzzlin gutter monkey

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter

Danielle, you are a cum guzzlin gutter monkey!

by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 11, 2018

GOOFY Gobbler Monkey Ballz

He acts like my mum and is a cloud gobbler

He is a Goofy Monkey ball gobbler.
GOOFY Gobbler Monkey Ballz means that someone is a gobbler.

by I will gobble ur balls April 11, 2023

Penis Stench Monkey Aids

A type of disease that gives you monkeypox in your penis.

It also makes you black.

Person 1: THAT NIGGA GOT PENIS STENCH MONKEY AIDS
Person 2: Shiii i got the disease but at least i saw his dick

by A gay boy version965 October 31, 2022

have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

by Light Joker April 01, 2005

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.

Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.

by Sadiesez June 02, 2010