Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

Flesh Eating Cum Virus by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009

Tequila cum shot 

To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.

I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!

Tequila cum shot by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008

Free cum 

To "jizz your pants" but a more scientiffic way to say it. To get sexual excitment without a female or male to make you cum. Cuming out of no where, or cuming when you're just horny.

Jerry: "Last night when Rachel told me she liked me, I just skeeted, she didn't even have to touch me!"

Bob: "Dude you know that you free cum?"

Free cum by Kaleigh Dean yo. January 24, 2009

female cum 

in the rare case where a woman reaches orgasm, she produces cum

girl 1: did he make you female cum?
girl 2: of course not

female cum by i like to eat dick and pussy September 8, 2020

syphilis infected cum bubble 

what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut.

"Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bubble!"

syphilis infected cum bubble by LaFawnda February 13, 2005

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout 

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

shit-cum

Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.

shit-cum by Mike Sater September 15, 2006